Hello Legislators and Governator of California!
Just wanted to say thanks for keeping our finances under control while the rest of the state and I were not paying attention to what you were doing. That is what we pay you for but you are just so damn good at it!
Also, good job on this whole conclusion to this budget deficit thing...I know you've probably heard some moans and groans about the fact that our country is in a recession and it might not be the most convenient time to raise gas taxes 12 cents a gallon, double vehicle registration costs, hike the sales tax up 1% and put a surcharge on our income taxes, but don't listen to these people! Most of the people potentially affected are probably already fucked and foreclosed on anyways -- and have most likely left the state.
Never mind that we are still boasting the number three worst schools in the country and number two in foreclosure rates right now after all this so called 'wasteful spending' - we are still elite Californians and have a super cool movie star governor who knows how to get shit done!
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