10:00 a.m. - Wake up. Shower optional.
10:30 a.m. - Don't eat breakfast in anticipation of overeating later.
11:00 a.m. - Watch people make food...from a comfortable distance (i.e. living room), careful to not get called into the kitchen.
11:15 a.m. - MAYBE volunteer to pick up an LA Times (for Black Friday ads) from 7-11. Consider procrastinating a little longer (lazy) but let greed (the fear 7-11 will run out of LA Times papers) win this time. Those extra $20.00 off that electronic item would come in handy for a DVD or a pedicure.
11: 30 a.m. - Start drinking wine.
12:00 noon - Begin planning tomorrow's retail assault.
1:00 p.m. - Commence complaining re: being hungry.
2:00 p.m. - eat dinner. FINALLY. Seconds necessary. Thirds optional.
3:00 p.m. - Stare blankly at the TV screen while others watch football.
4: 00 p.m. - Eat pie. Continue drinking wine at leisurely pace. Talk/ask questions during football game just to annoy football fans.
5:00 p.m. - Play board games with children. Speed up wine consumption.
6:00 p.m. - Eat more mashed potatoes.
10:30 a.m. - Don't eat breakfast in anticipation of overeating later.
11:00 a.m. - Watch people make food...from a comfortable distance (i.e. living room), careful to not get called into the kitchen.
11:15 a.m. - MAYBE volunteer to pick up an LA Times (for Black Friday ads) from 7-11. Consider procrastinating a little longer (lazy) but let greed (the fear 7-11 will run out of LA Times papers) win this time. Those extra $20.00 off that electronic item would come in handy for a DVD or a pedicure.
11: 30 a.m. - Start drinking wine.
12:00 noon - Begin planning tomorrow's retail assault.
1:00 p.m. - Commence complaining re: being hungry.
2:00 p.m. - eat dinner. FINALLY. Seconds necessary. Thirds optional.
3:00 p.m. - Stare blankly at the TV screen while others watch football.
4: 00 p.m. - Eat pie. Continue drinking wine at leisurely pace. Talk/ask questions during football game just to annoy football fans.
5:00 p.m. - Play board games with children. Speed up wine consumption.
6:00 p.m. - Eat more mashed potatoes.
6:15 p.m. - Lay in bed - wait for room in stomach to open up.
6: 30 p.m. - Eat more pie, continue Black Friday war plan.
7:00 p.m. - Watch movie or old Twilight Zone episodes.
8:30 p.m. - Go to sleep. Blame exhaustion on turkey.
2:45 a.m. - Hit snooze button on alarm (add an extra 15 mins to ACTUAL planned wake up time for first alarm interruption.)
3:00 a.m. - Hit snooze button again anyway.
3:15 a.m. - Almost hit snooze button a third time, but manage to force yourself out of bed.
3:30 a.m. - Drive to Wal-mart to purchase Blu-Ray player...holiday gift for yourself.
4:00 a.m. - Arrive at Wal-mart. Can't find parking. Notice line is already long. Stand in line for one hour, but give up on getting the Blu-Ray player before store opens.
5:00 a.m. - Settle for McDonalds drive-thru breakfast and go back to bed.
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